My cousin sent me this. I. Laughed. Out. Loud. (I did not lol.)
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do
In fact, I think I'll go read it again, instead of polishing up my queries for the WriteOnCon. Oh, right. The Guide says procrastination is "A wicked temptress beckoning you to watch your children, and take showers."
So read it and then GET BACK TO WORK.